indoxyl:

i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job 

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fffcuk:

fffcuk:

my mom spent $9,360 on my private tumbling lessons in one year lmao

tumbling like gymnastics i did not get blogging lessons

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thdoctor:

does anyone else see “omg” and not even think “oh my god” anymore like i swear it’s just lost its ability to be an abbreviation and become a completely separate entity expressing astonishment

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mynamekyle:

I bet microwaves are actually just filled with a million invisible eyes that just stare at food until it gets all embarrassed and hot

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cocochanialls:

this guy in my art class came up to me and asked if i wanted head and then he pulled out the head of a mannequin from behind his back and gave it to me i shit you not

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i am three years behind in my math homework

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