woodmeat:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

onkay:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

bitches ain’t even 5’5” demandin a 6’3” nigga like “pick someone your own size” ain’t a thing

Im 5’2” and my ex is 6’4” step off

your ex already did

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letsbangniall:

single greatest tweet

letsbangniall:

single greatest tweet

postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

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vinebox:

When bae #2 puts a pic of you up on instagram

vinebox:

When bae #2 puts a pic of you up on instagram

angryblackman:

"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"

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butt-floozy:

Get it together, Barack

butt-floozy:

Get it together, Barack

crash-mcbarason:

to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young